In case you can't read the copy:

"It is my unfortunate burden as a junior creative to announce the most insane party I have never been invited to. The McCann Worldgroup Party at The Eden Roc where you'll enjoy the most spectacular view of the Mediterranean I've never seen. So on June 18th, 2008 from 7:30pm to who cares, when you're all getting drunk, I'll probably be writing a banner ad, or revising a banner ad, or re-writing a revised banner ad. Which is fine, because I'm not one of those people who likes parties and fun, apparently. I'll just leave the merriment up to the professionals. Enjoy."