Quote of the Day, the Day After

I was on the phone briefly with my friend Danny (who lives in Hawaii) yesterday afternoon and he had this wonderful little gem of a soundbite-

Danny: I don't mean to sound like a victim - I'm not Nancy Kerrigan - but it's really hard to meet new people on a F**KING ISLAND!

You get no pity points from me, Danny because - oh wait - YOU LIVE IN HAWAII!